I think Derek & Kristine have done this before....

When Kristine discovered shopping, it was pretty much like chocolate discovering peanut butter. I'm sure this happened a long time ago, I'm know it was ages before I met her. She still hangs up on me when she has another call coming in on her Blackberry. She still even says, "Oh hold on, let me get this, it will only be a second." I know that our talk is over. That being said, she can shop like she's reciting The Odyssey from memory and wrestling a team of badgers at the same time. It's amazing. Spotting clutches from across the room, behind a fort of shoe boxes all the while, flinging her credit card like a throwing star at the register and the magnetic strip goes through right side up. It's kind of like seeing a real live ninja. You think to yourself, "Yuuhh, awesome...a friggin' ninja is looking right at me!" After that feeling, you are promptly overcome with fear.

This week, she may have meet her match. And by match, I of course mean spiritual leader. Kristine will be appearing on Derek Warburton's web series DEREK LOVES SHOPPING. If you haven't hit his site, you should now, it's ton's of fun. Be sure to check out his site on Friday for Kristine's shopping trip, and then everyday after and maybe you'll rethink that top you are wearing right now.

Here's a quick sneak peak at tomorrow's episode:

Pancakes and Patriotism

Hi guys. We all know that Kristine has a decent video presence on the interwebs. Not only is she a superpower behind the mic, she has a natural ability to own the camera. It fills me with overwhelming feelings of rage and jealousy joy and warmy-ness.

Here at Kebetopia, we try to make your life easier when you need a quick Kebe fix. You go to her sites, you come here to this literary Tour de Force, and now you can go to her YouTube channel. We'll post all her current globe-trottings along with those old videos from your bookmarked homepage - kristineelezaj.com.

For example, you are watching the Super Bowl and all the trimmings and wonder how those people sing the National Anthem live like that without having total organ failure. Well, they lip-sync. If you don't believe me, maybe we should have a little talk about the tooth fairy and economic stability.

You wanna know who sings the Star Spangled Banner LIVE? Without a pre-recorded track, or changing her shorts mid-performance? That's right - Elezaj. Look, I found this on her YouTube page. Have fun, I'll see you at Denny's tomorrow for my free grandslam breaky. It's going to be crazy, people will get hurt. This is why I'm wearing a Sumo suit and ice-skates. Free bacon people.