I think Derek & Kristine have done this before....

When Kristine discovered shopping, it was pretty much like chocolate discovering peanut butter. I'm sure this happened a long time ago, I'm know it was ages before I met her. She still hangs up on me when she has another call coming in on her Blackberry. She still even says, "Oh hold on, let me get this, it will only be a second." I know that our talk is over. That being said, she can shop like she's reciting The Odyssey from memory and wrestling a team of badgers at the same time. It's amazing. Spotting clutches from across the room, behind a fort of shoe boxes all the while, flinging her credit card like a throwing star at the register and the magnetic strip goes through right side up. It's kind of like seeing a real live ninja. You think to yourself, "Yuuhh, awesome...a friggin' ninja is looking right at me!" After that feeling, you are promptly overcome with fear.

This week, she may have meet her match. And by match, I of course mean spiritual leader. Kristine will be appearing on Derek Warburton's web series DEREK LOVES SHOPPING. If you haven't hit his site, you should now, it's ton's of fun. Be sure to check out his site on Friday for Kristine's shopping trip, and then everyday after and maybe you'll rethink that top you are wearing right now.

Here's a quick sneak peak at tomorrow's episode:

What time is it?!

I can't believe I am up right now, ha. Yes its 9am here but I literally just dragged myself out of bed. I am getting ready to head to rehearsals this morning at 10am. Talk about cutting it just a little close. I just had a very lovely bowl of cherrios and bananas. hehe Sorry it's taken me a bit to get on here and touch base with everyone. As promised though Pete has very nicely added another video to the site for you all to check out. =) As you'll see from the video I have been back in rehearsals and getting back into the studio writing and recording so AWESOME new material! That explains to reason of me being so tired. I have been pulling some very loonngggg nights recently and some early mornings. I can't get enough of it! lol Ferrari is not even given me a break. She was trying very hard last night to keep me awake and make me play with her while I was trying to sleep. She kept knocking my house phone off my night stand all night long.. It was scaring me death cause my rug didn't come yet for my bedroom so it sounded like a bomb was going off everytime it hit the floor.. As soon as I get to dance my energy will pump right back up. 

Well I better hop to it and finish getting ready. Hope everyone has a great day! =) 

xo

A Day in the Life....

Look, it would be impossible to actually make a video of everything that happens in one day in the life of K. We tried, but later decided that people's heads would explode. Also, when uploading the videos, the web guy took us aside, gave us some milk and cookies, crossed his arms and said "let me explain to you a little thing called bandwidth." His head then promptly exploded.

Now on Kristine's site, is a new video as promised. It gives you a brief look inside a day from studio to studio. You guys should know how to view them by now, but let's say you just got out of bio-dome, here's a picture to show you where to click.



Check back soon because Kristine is going to update you on all the radio stations to catch ALWAYS. There are a bunch!

Pancakes and Patriotism

Hi guys. We all know that Kristine has a decent video presence on the interwebs. Not only is she a superpower behind the mic, she has a natural ability to own the camera. It fills me with overwhelming feelings of rage and jealousy joy and warmy-ness.

Here at Kebetopia, we try to make your life easier when you need a quick Kebe fix. You go to her sites, you come here to this literary Tour de Force, and now you can go to her YouTube channel. We'll post all her current globe-trottings along with those old videos from your bookmarked homepage - kristineelezaj.com.

For example, you are watching the Super Bowl and all the trimmings and wonder how those people sing the National Anthem live like that without having total organ failure. Well, they lip-sync. If you don't believe me, maybe we should have a little talk about the tooth fairy and economic stability.

You wanna know who sings the Star Spangled Banner LIVE? Without a pre-recorded track, or changing her shorts mid-performance? That's right - Elezaj. Look, I found this on her YouTube page. Have fun, I'll see you at Denny's tomorrow for my free grandslam breaky. It's going to be crazy, people will get hurt. This is why I'm wearing a Sumo suit and ice-skates. Free bacon people.